Zodiac Killer

Ted Cruz

I'm Ted Cruz, the zodiac killer.

by Sanji_The_Prince April 14, 2016

Zodiac Killer

my dad i think.

Mom? Why is there a dead body under dad's bed? Is he the Zodiac Killer?

by PussyfootedHoe69 December 09, 2019

Zodiac Killer

Ted Cruz.

Ted Cruz: I am not the Zodiac Killer
Media: Omg ted cruz is teh zodiac killur #tediszodiackillerconfirmed

by Randomfart4 June 03, 2016

Zodiac killer

Ted Cruz.

Ted Cruz is the zodiac killer

by TheZodiacKillerIsTedCruz April 19, 2016

zodiac killer

an awesome psychopathic murderer who left clues about where he left his bodies. ARTHUR LEIGH ALLLEN.

This is the zodiac speaking...

by brianna July 31, 2004

Zodiac killer

The zodiac killer was a man in the 60s-70s that went on a murdering spree.

The zodiac killer is also Ted Cruz the running candidate for president of 2016

"Who's the zodiac killer?"
"...Ted Cruz."

by Heyguysmynameispseudinym March 13, 2016

zodiac killer

Now known to be Ted Cruz through time travel and being an alien reptilian who lives for thousands of years.

Ted Cruz is the Zodiac killer.

by ohiowho February 28, 2016