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the State of California 

A place in which all things cause are known to cause cancer.
Bottled water label - "WARNING: This product contains chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer and birth defects or other reproductive harm."

The state of america in 2022 

Really really really bad. All thanks to a 75+ year old man who fell off a bike and fell UPstairs
The state of america in 2022 is really bad.

Our economy might be shrinking, inflation might be at a 40 year high, and gas prices might be 7 dollars, but hey; no more "mean" tweets

the state of being alive 

literally being horny and wanting to die at some point
person: sometimes i like the state of being alive

The state of bruh 

The state of bruh is when you can not be bothered to do anything, not even watch a show. You lose interest in playing games, talking to friends and even watching shows you previously enjoyed.
"Hey man wanna play some COD tonight?"

"Not today man, I'm in the state of bruh."
The state of bruh by Sicarus December 28, 2021

The State of Oklahoma 

A lie created by the government of the United States to sell more people from Oklahoma.
Todd: I wish I could go to The State of Oklahoma.
Jeff: You know Oklahoma is just a big lie, right?
Todd: Oh yeah.

The State of Virginia 

It's quite simple. They took garbage and molded it into a state. It's kinda like a shittier Florida...and that's pretty damn hard to beat.
Bob: Dude, I have to go to Virginia
Mike: Man that actually sucks...I hate the State of Virginia