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put on the rocky road chimpanzee suit 

Chimpanzees are notorious for throwing their feces and ejaculate around. Putting on the rocky road chimpanzee suit is when a person is covered with every single bodily fluid available.
That blind date was such a psycho. All he wanted to do was put on the rocky road chimpanzee suit. There was piss and blood everywhere!
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Rocky the flying squirrel 

The act of grabbing your nutsack through your open fly and extending the loose skin into a rough square shape with thumbs and index fingers from both hands and then posing for a picture with someone who is sleeping or passed out drunk.
Dammit! I just got logged onto Facebook and Kyle posted pictures where he Rocky the flying squirrel'ed me.

Jerry's car on the rocks

A cranberry Redbull mixed with Bacardi Limon
Bartender, I'll have a jerry's car on the rocks

Beau Rocks The Fat NT's

he is a sick lad he plays basketball. he is cool. he to cool for school. he is better at basketball than jacobbb.
Beau Rocks The Fat NT's all day
Beau Rocks The Fat NT's by Mason9180 November 26, 2020

The Rock-Starfish 

The Rock-Starfish... splash a lil Sprite on your girls butthole, toss a handfull of PopRocks onto it and vuala, a Rock-Starfish!
The Rock-Starfish...It'll satisfy your sweet tooth, and her!

Jerry the Rock Star

Jerry the Rock Star is a mixed drink made with Mocha Rockstar Energy Drink and Sailor Jerry's Rum. It is made with a shot and a half of Sailor Jerry's in a 16oz cup with lots of ice. Next Mocha Rockstar is added til glass is full. Stir and serve.
Last night I got completely fucked up, I drank atleast 15 Jerry the Rock Stars

The Rock sus 

Dont Let Him Catch You In 4k Or Else Your Gonna Get Fucked By A 6’11 Black Man So No Corn Hub Durning NNN. NO SEXY CORN VIDEOS (unless the rock approves) the rock sus is kinda sus
The Rock sus by Mega Bbc November 29, 2021