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Implies that the previously stated is rigged; local wrestling promoter, as told by Jim Cornette, gave away a pony to increase ticket sales and, to avoid losing money, rigged the raffle to ensure his son would win the pony
Of course, that asshole was late again!
Oh, wouldn't you know who won the pony!
by Jack_Bongos January 15, 2020
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smack the pony

Vicky: I'm so frustrated!
Rachel: Go smack the pony...
by jensvonbustenskjold July 28, 2011
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Grab 'em by the Pony

The way Dutch people quote Trump's "Grab her by the poosi" without disturbing their children and staying politically correct.
Greg: I think female independence is a major step for equalit---
PaulAnde: Just grab 'em by the pony
by HugeCockLittleBrainAndy February 2, 2017
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feed the pony

The act of rubbing the vaginal area with a slightly cupped hand, the same hand position as used to feed a horse a sugar cube for instance.
OMIGOD! i was just in the bakery and Billy Miggins and Julie Mc Scrooly were. . . well let's just say he was feeding the pony. And the pony was chewing. it was fucking biting back. Arrrrrgh man that's one fucking dangerous pony.
by Ricey December 18, 2002
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Riding the Pony Express

The stage when you masturbate, so that you are at the highest peek of satisfaction, you move your pelvis in a back-and-forth like you are riding a horse.
Last night, I was riding the pony express. It felt so good. Until, that is, my friend barged in on me and forced me to dismount.
by Your Mother's Girlfriend July 22, 2009
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Petro the Pony

Petro the Pony is a name some people give to petrounis. It comes from the name Pedro Pony from peppa pig. Everytime people call him that name he threatens to change his user 🤣.
Not Petro the Penguin
Not Petro the Peacock
Not Petro the Puffer Fish
But Petro the Pony 🐴
by Kavra's Kingdom dictionary November 12, 2020
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ride the pony

Guy: Oh yeah. Me and my girlfriend are tottaly gonna ride the pony tonight
Guys friend: Nice!
by thatmajesticbitch4896 February 20, 2008
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