The Muffin Man 

A person *cough* brenda *cough*, who tells people that they are the muffin man.

Do you know the muffin man, the muffin man, the muffin man.Do you know the muffin man, who lives on Trudy Lane.
Yes, I know the muffin man, the muffin man, the muffin man, Yes I know the muffin man, who lives on trudy lane.

The Muffin Man by RCG210 November 8, 2003

do you know the muffin man 

no

"do you know the muffin man?"
"no, i actually don't-"
"the muffin man, the muffin man"
"please sto-"
"who lives on Drury Lane"

do you know the muffin man by notarealperson111 December 21, 2020

The Muff-in man

Someone who has a uncontrollable urge to draw muffs (Vaginas) everywhere he goes

Hey look theres joe, the Muff-in man

The Muff-in man by lewisg1989 June 8, 2017

TheMuffinMan

Best c ops player zay and skated dick ride him every day he’s pro

The muffin man is cracked
TheMuffinMan is pro

TheMuffinMan by Muffin88888 November 5, 2020