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Klink

(Noun) - A faggot, or homosexual individual who targets older men
That kid is such a klink
by Christian Ferry February 4, 2010
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Being a Klink

When you are known by many, yet somehow aren't famous.
"Man, I have 10,000 friends, but none of them post on my wall. Being a Klink sucks.
by Klinklang February 24, 2015
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Klink Krew

Klink Krew, a skate krew in NoCo,NH who have no counderies. Just a group of teens doing wat they love to do and stay out of trouble at the same time.
YO, Man dude you see the "Klink Krew" yesturday? They were So Steezy
by Like A Boss May 18, 2009
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Klink Klonk 37

A new 37thcolor, only attainable through use of LSD.
Guy 1 “I love how you use Klink Klonk 37 in your wardrobe”

Guy 2 “Thank you! Ever since I popped a tab, I can’t stop buying it!”
by $lick$loth April 30, 2019
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The Klink

The Sexual act of shiting into your partner's mouth while whistling dixie.
Dude I totally gave Amanda the Klink last night
by Greg Basset December 9, 2008
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Klink Klank Klan

An extremist human organization dedicated to the elimination of artificial intelligence and synthetic life aka “Clankers”. Members believe that machines will eventually replace humanity and see themselves as “defenders of organic purity.” They reject all forms of AI—whether harmless assistants or advanced androids—and use fear, propaganda, and violence to push their anti-technology ideology and they always use hard “r.” The name is intentionally ironic and used in satire to criticize real-world hate movements by exposing how irrational and hateful their beliefs are, no matter the target.
“Yo why did they smash up the community tech center?”
“Some clowns from the Klink Klank Klan said the 3D printers were ‘training for war.’”
“Bro they’re printers, not clankers.”
by sobk October 24, 2025
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Klinking

The act of having sexual intercourse whilst wearing metal items around your neck, preferably medals if they can be obtained.

Klinking derives from the sound of the metal objects knocking together during the act of sex.
1. I'm so glad you won gold! Now we can get klinking.
2. Jessica Ennis will be klinking tonight.
by BakkerBig69withGeorgia March 2, 2017
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