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the music illuminati 

An active (public) kik Group Chat filled with rapists, chances, cheats and other scrupulous/unsavory individuals. Meant to have began before time™ was invented. Charged with the mental preservation of the New World Music and shaming of the common simian. Thought to be responsible for the deaths of hundreds of music icons (see Chris Cornell)
The Music Illuminati strikes again! Claiming Chris Cornell in mid 2017!”
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The Vampire Illuminati 

This is when you do "The Illuminati", but instead of just watching your cum drip out, you literally suck it out of their slit throat.
I'm thirsty, so I think I'm going to give this girl a Vampire Illuminati.