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The Mountain Goats

A horrible indie music group, in which the singers cannot sing.
Also severely disappointed that they really were not mountain goats.
Usually people named Betsy likes them.
Betsy- "Hey i've got the new The Mountain Goats Cd!"
by dooldool December 9, 2008
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The Rule of Goats

The Rule of Goats says that self-awareness or irony doesn't change public perception. If you fuck a goat, even if you say it's for the lulz or to prove a larger point, you're still a goat-fucker.

The saying was coined by criminal defense attorney Ken White of the Popehat Report. It's loosely connected to an Irish Pub joke about an old man who has multiple accomplishments but also once fucked a goat. In the end, nobody recognizes him for his achievements and instead only knows him as the goat-fucker.
Defendant: "I was only trolling when I said all those awful things."
Ken White: "The Rule of Goats applies."
by NoneCanHandle November 7, 2021
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Goats In The Garden

When someones pants or jeans are going in the crack of their ass. A pant wedgie
Man, she has massive Goats In The Garden!!
by DefineTheGreatLine March 30, 2011
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The Goat of Goats

A person who is considered the Greatest of all time in many major industries.
Josue was considered the Goat of Goats when he achieved a higher NFL pass completion than Dree Brees and beat Michael Jordan and Lebron James in a 1on1 basketball game.
by Jaja1255 February 20, 2017
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The Rule of Goats

The Rule of Goats says that self-awareness or irony doesn't change public perception. If you fuck a goat, even if you say it's for the lulz or to prove a larger point, you're still a goat-fucker.

The saying was coined by criminal defense attorney Ken White of the Popehat Report. It's loosely connected to an Irish Pub joke about an old man who has multiple accomplishments but also once fucked a goat. In the end, nobody recognizes him for his achievements and instead only knows him as the goat-fucker.
Defendant: "I was only trolling when I said all those awful things."
Ken White: "The Rule of Goats applies."
by NoneCanHandle November 7, 2021
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GTKT (Goats of The Knight Table)

The official Shadow Council of Spellbreak that is responsible for maintaining the good that remains amongst the Breakers in the Hollowlands.
GTKT (Goats of The Knight Table) are the Breakers responsible for the return of the Blink rune!
by nikku_uwu November 14, 2019
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GTKT (Goats of The Knight Table)

The official Shadow Council of Spellbreak that is responsible for maintaining the good that remains amongst the Breakers in the Hollowlands.
GTKT (Goats of The Knight Table) are the Breakers responsible for the return of the Blink rune!
by nikku_uwu November 14, 2019
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