French Pressing

A yet unknown sexual practice coined by Kevin Pereira of Attack of the Show fame that somehow involves coffee.

Kevin: Why do they sell coffee at the Hustler store?
Olivia: You don't wanna know, it ain't for drinkin'...
Kevin: I get it.
Olivia: ... What's it for, then?
Kevin: French Pressing? Could be a move, I dunno, Urban Dictionary it. I'll add it tonight.
Too slow, motherfucker.

by ToriRose February 8, 2010

French Press

Process by which a constipated female puts a finger up her vagina and pushes it out her anus.

Jill: Ah I'm so constipated Michelle

Michelle: Try the french press! It helps me all the time!

by captain Swagger October 13, 2011

french press

A masturbation technique where the "whacking" hand is turned backwards (thumb towards the balls, pinkie towards the head). While rubbing one out, you can also get a rigorous tricep workout.

I was doing the "french press" while watching this porno last night and my right tricep is looking ripped today.

by TeddySD March 18, 2007

French Press

The act of sharting while tea bagging.

I was tea bagging Veronica when I felt a fart coming on. When I let it loose, I accidentally sharted all over her face. She laughed it off and thanked me for giving her her first french press.

by askldfjhh January 14, 2010

french press

another's ejactulation upon one's face

Damn! I french pressed that bitch last night!

by G Money Millionaire October 31, 2003

French Press

The act of one gentleman taking another naked gentleman, who is sitting indian-style, and bench pressing him. This is preferably done so that the scrotum is placed in the mouth and the nose is placed in the anus during the workout.

Disclaimer: Not recommended for normal gym hours

"Hey bro you want to help me with a french press? Sweet. Take off your pants."
"I was offered a french press by my priest. It wasn't was i expected."
"What the fuck! I thought you meant coffee!!"

by thejockjizzle August 13, 2014

French Press

When you are engaging in vaginal intercourse and whilst thrusting one simultaneously also performs oral sex

Yeah I gave her the French press treatment and she came like crazy

by Uwish January 12, 2023