Your mom went to get the cookies

"Your mom went to get the cookies" is an alternate version of "Your dad went to get the milk" or a comeback. It can also mean your mom went to get the cookies for the milk.

Your mom went to get the cookies for the milk that your dad went to get.

by Art and Anime Lover January 18, 2023

Always Wanted the Cookies

When your crush tells you they only want a hook up instead of a relationship, so you agree to just hooking up, only to find out later that they really did want a relationship.

Dude, you told me I can't eat the cookies, so I didn’t eat the cookies and now you're mad at me for not eating the cookies when I Always Wanted the Cookies!!

by fingernailsthatshinelikejustic March 18, 2020

Bustling the Cookies

"The act of filing copyright claims in order to remove a person's content regardless of legality"

"Someones Bustling the Cookies again on my youtube channel just because i showed a clip of a game i'm playing??"

by yomtekadsoik oma February 25, 2023

dunking the cookies

When you're spotting your homie on bench press and you lower your ballsack in to his mouth

I was at the gym with Charles and he tried dunking the cookies on me

by melomelo11 December 13, 2024

At least it's not the Cookies

cookies is a replacement for twins who no one actually likes

"I have to hang out with Rebecca tomorrow"
"At least it's not the cookies"

by BitchInRed April 4, 2020

Cookies by the Pool

Cake by the ocean refers to sex... "Cookies by the pool" refers to masturbation... aka... "Fapping"

Tiana thought that little old man was so damned sexy... she couldn't help but have some cookies by the pool...

by Content Creator February 4, 2018

pound her cookies into the dirt

giving a girl a seriously hard and thorough fucking. The kind that leaves her exhausted and sore.

I am going to pound her cookies into the dirt

by xenoflux May 30, 2006