Controlling the Cat

Having hard-core sex with your girlfriend, or to 'tame the pussy.'

Are you controlling the cat yet ?

by Hollzor August 10, 2008

The Matt Controller

Matt's are traditionally submissive, so any time they hook up with a lady, they become pussy whipped.

Q. Where's Matt tonight?
A. He's with Kath (his new girlfriend) who has turned him into Thomas the Tank Engine... You know, because Kath is the Matt Controller...

by Nick your stuff March 12, 2020

I Control the Fire

Phrases that people write down while heavily intoxicated and then find later only to have a WTF moment...
Also a key phrase for when you have an awesome night.

Yo Darbs I had an 'I Control the Fire' night! it was sick!!!

by moonchild716 April 9, 2011

bro gimme the xbox controller

when your stupid fucking brother wants to play the damn xbox

brother: bro gimme the xbox controller
guy: fuck you

by robbywasactuallytakenlmao March 24, 2021

the remote control

n. the act of taking a tv remote control and thus inserting it into the female embouchement and thus simulating a male's baby making tool. upon insertion of the remote device the male counterpart of the act inserts his cattle prod and begins to "prod" the female in her fiddle cove.

v. the act of committing the remote control

OHMAJEBUS! Kdog totally reemed the crap out of Emily yesterday. They totally did the remote control numerous times...... and she liked it.... her room of choice was her cavernous accomodations in her place of living..... and the remote was a Kameleon 8-Device Model No. URC-9960.

by atrain and kdizzle June 19, 2006

Cajun people control the police of Louisiana

Louisiana cops are under our control. They can’t go against us cause they know if they do, it will ruin their career.

You people can’t do shit to us.

Cajun people control the police of Louisiana. Deal with it.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 7, 2020

Control the Beast

As your hitting it from the back, go up to the beasts ear and Whisper another girls name and hold on to the beast for 10 seconds minimum

Guy 1: Dude what happened with your girlfriend?

Guy 2: I played Control the beast with here

by crackhead.exe September 10, 2018