The Cobra Effect

The term Cobra Effect originated in an anecdote set at the time of British rule of colonial India. The British government was concerned about the number of venomous cobra snakes in Delhi. The government therefore offered bounty for every dead cobra. Initially this was a successful strategy as large numbers of snakes were killed for the reward. Eventually, however, enterprising people began to breed cobras for theincome. When the government became aware of this, the reward program was scrapped, causing the cobra breeders to set the now-worthless snakes free. As a result, the wild cobra population further increased. - The apparent solution for the problem made the situation even worse - .

The Cobra Effect describes the law of unintended consequences. Although it sounds like it should be the name for an AMAZING movie starring Vin Diesel.

by Outis McGuffin June 7, 2018

Sniffing the cobra

After scratching your balls and/or ass you raise your hand as if it is a cobra about to strike and sniff the tips of you fingers.

Man I saw that dude sniffing the cobra in the locker room yesterday.

by The Sikness June 30, 2011

Charm the cobra

A euphemism meaning either

1. to beat the meat (masturbate).
2. to give a blowjob.

The origin of the phrase lies in the Ancient Egyptian practice of snake charming, in which a performer would apparently hypnotize a snake by playing a musical instrument.

Alternatively put, the art of aural stimulation has been historically used to charm the cobra.

1. Instead of going out tonight, I think I will head home, have some wine, and charm the cobra.
2. Jan doesn't like to slay, but she sure knows how to charm the cobra.

by Willow April 1, 2008

Mystic Nights of the Cobra

A drunken terrorist organization located in the East Bay, Ca. MKOTC will smoke all your weed and can ruin any party and/or hotel room. In 2006 a study by the University of California found that the Mystic Nights of the Cobra are directly or indirectly responsible for approximately 1.16% of all cases of fetal alcohol syndrome statewide.

All I'm saying is, nobody drank a beer with jizz in it till the Mystic Nights of the Cobra showed up.

by Big Nickel September 3, 2007

Teasing the Cobra

To non-consensually degrade the person providing fellatio. Commonly seen in porn, just before the starlet spits on the star's penis or otherwise counter-degrades him. Performed by foolish young men with no respect for the girl blowing them. Usually they are counter-degraded and frequently they are attacked or left with blue balls.

"WTF happened to Jeff?"
"He was teasing the cobra with Jen when she bit his dick, racked his balls and spit in his eye. He'll be out of the ICU soon."

by ydobon September 4, 2007

milking the cobra

The unaired episode of Animal Planet featuring a well hung man squeezing the white venom out of his pet pocket cobra. A term usually defining the process of stimulating a cobra's fangs to produce venom in the hope of deriving an anti-venum. Milking the cobra aside from reptiles and solo wanking can also be achieved with a partner preferably with the opposite sex, but to each their own.

Last night I blinded me Julie when she was milking the cobra. He was angry and spat in her eye. She is in guarded, but stable condition.

by Mattyboyee February 14, 2006

Birth of the cobra

The act of a man folding his balls up on his shaft and plowing them into a woman's roast beef sandwich. Whence said package has been inserted, it is then slowley removed from the meaty creves. This spectacular display is known as the birth of the cobra.

Last night was miraculous, I gave her the birth of the cobra. It was all sloppy, like a triple roast beef sandwich.

by MeatMachine August 12, 2008