His Noodliness, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the ultimate truth in the universe. It is the central point of worship in the religion commonly known as Flying Spaghetti Monsterism or Pastafarianism, according to which it is The Creator and Overseer, watching our lives and our world, changing them as it sees fit, by use of his most holy noodly appendage.
Incredibly, this ancient religion was not well-known until its rediscovery in 2005 by graduate student Bobby Henderson. He shall live on forever in the afterlife next to the Beer Volcano. Due to this incredible rebirth, Flying Spaghetti Monsterism is now one of the world's most edible and fastest-growing religions
Incredibly, this ancient religion was not well-known until its rediscovery in 2005 by graduate student Bobby Henderson. He shall live on forever in the afterlife next to the Beer Volcano. Due to this incredible rebirth, Flying Spaghetti Monsterism is now one of the world's most edible and fastest-growing religions
by funnyfunnygal August 31, 2009
Get the The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster mug.A gravel parking lot for a church just off of Taylor Street in Kennett Square, PA. This lot is an infamous hang out where mostly kids from Kennett High School, and a few 20-something thugs still living in K-Town, "chill" after school and smoke cigarettes bought from the local BP. Many have been known to carry out drug deals, toke before school, or have had sex in this church's parking lot. The lot is this way because the only kids who park there are ones who didn't finish thier senior projects, aren't planning on graduating, or underclassmen who think it's bad ass to be there. When a fight is brewing at school, you know something will go down in the church lot after school. The lot is it's own little society and will continue to be this peculiar microcosm so long as the Kennett Police doesn't break up the loitering.
did you hear what happened in the chruch lot yesterday?
meet me in the church lot
after the church lot i'm hittin' up the BP for some more cigs
meet me in the church lot
after the church lot i'm hittin' up the BP for some more cigs
by in silence May 16, 2007
Get the the church lot mug."The church of iron" is the gym and all it's gory. A place to learn and be the best man you can be. A place to offer your reps to Jesus.
Brah you heading out too to church?
Hell yeah bro,Jesus demand on more rep!
Right on see you at the church of iron brah!
Reps for Jesus!
Hell yeah bro,Jesus demand on more rep!
Right on see you at the church of iron brah!
Reps for Jesus!
by Seeyouinchurch January 10, 2014
Get the the church of iron mug.A websight dedicated to Davey Havok ofAFIfor all the the fans to meet, make friends and shair our love of Davey. Some are more serious about this saying "Davey is our lord there is no truth but his..." and other like myself who just use it as a fan sight end enjoy the comrodery. I believe the church has actually been shut down but it dosn't natter we still love Davey and we still call ourselves members of the church. Some people think of it as a cult and others as a giant fan club. Davey himself is always saying"I love my children" the fall children weather he meens it in a strange cult lord way or another way to say "i love my fans" it dosn't matter. he has a huge and very loyal following in The Church.
by Remmy April 7, 2005
Get the The Church Of Havok mug.An organization the controls the minds of its members. This organization has a goal of making money. The organization charges its members for "religous" lessons to the point where all the members funds are given to the organization.
The organization has a history of attempting to intimidate those who oppose the organization via the internet as well as in the courts through unfounded law suits.
The members of this organization believe that its members problems are caused by the spirits of space aliens that were planted on this planet by and alien ruler "Xenu". The goal is to "clear" the member and get rid of the spirits, thus solving all of their problems. The cost to be cleared is said to be well over $300,000.
This organization is thought by many to be a dangerous cult. The mind control techniques are very effective and many do not leave the organization until the end of their lives.
Recent actions by a group known as anonymous have brought the cult into light in the past year.
The organization has a history of attempting to intimidate those who oppose the organization via the internet as well as in the courts through unfounded law suits.
The members of this organization believe that its members problems are caused by the spirits of space aliens that were planted on this planet by and alien ruler "Xenu". The goal is to "clear" the member and get rid of the spirits, thus solving all of their problems. The cost to be cleared is said to be well over $300,000.
This organization is thought by many to be a dangerous cult. The mind control techniques are very effective and many do not leave the organization until the end of their lives.
Recent actions by a group known as anonymous have brought the cult into light in the past year.
by anonymouscult January 16, 2009
Get the The Church of Scientology mug.The Church Of Diarmo is the Sucsessor to the Catholic Church and all other religons are inferior.
The Head of this Church is The Trinity
(aka Pope Diarmo)
The Lord
The Pope
The Meme God
Be a good Diarmense and go to meme church.
The Head of this Church is The Trinity
(aka Pope Diarmo)
The Lord
The Pope
The Meme God
Be a good Diarmense and go to meme church.
by Religous Soccer Mom October 26, 2019
Get the The Church Of Diarmo mug.A Church founded in 1830 by Joseph Smith, Jr., and often nicknamed "The Mormon Church". The Church is headquartered in Salt Lake City, Utah, yet has followers worldwide.
Members follow the teaching of Joseph Smith, and believe in modern day Prophets and revelation. They believe in the Holy Bible and also in The Book of Mormon. The Church's Missionaries are one of it's most recognized traits, along with it's large temples topped with a golden angel. The Church is considered Christian by many as the members have a strong belief in Jesus Christ.
Members follow the teaching of Joseph Smith, and believe in modern day Prophets and revelation. They believe in the Holy Bible and also in The Book of Mormon. The Church's Missionaries are one of it's most recognized traits, along with it's large temples topped with a golden angel. The Church is considered Christian by many as the members have a strong belief in Jesus Christ.
by jakelow November 14, 2009
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