house brown

Drives clunker erratically and has receding hairline. Enjoys intercourse with a cantaloupe.

Did you see that clunker? Must be house brown

by housebrown9 November 17, 2014

Brown House Crawford

Very similar to the White House Crawford but instead of the stripper farting the cocaine in your face you just snort the cocaine and she farts in your face anyways #dubup.net #SmartDog

I went to the strip club but the stripper didn’t want to put the cocaine in her butt so she gave me the Brown House Crawford instead and farted in my face

by anonymous November 25, 2023

The Brown House

Original name of the white house in Washington DC, USA. Before being cleaned. James Hoban the original architect had a skat fetish, covering the brown house in poop before revealing it to the public. The scandal that follow forced all records of the catastrophic events afterwards to be covered up and the white house was quickly cleaned and renamed "The White House"

Person 1: What the fuck is the "The Brown House".

True noticer: What the true Americans call our glorious leader's big, butiful house of ruling.

by True_Noticer November 20, 2025