Texpectations

High hopes of good times and/or prosperity dat one might have when visiting da largest STATE in da lower forty-EIGHT.

Resources like crude oil and wide-open spaces are indeed abundant in da Lone Star state, but not everything is "grown bigger" down there, including dudes' "equipment" --- they're actually near da bottom of da list as far as da number of well-hung studs among da residents, so horny gals might not wanna have excessively-inflated Texpectations when they "head south" to try "heading south" with any willing males whom they meet.

by QuacksO December 11, 2022

testectomy

The removal of the testicals. (Most likely painful, as one would imagine.)
Test, being testicals and -ectomy being a suffix meaning the removal of; therefore, producing the word testectomy.

Poor bob. He had a testectomy.
Pronunciation: test-ECT-uh-me

by GWsux October 23, 2005