cell-u-lar-tardation

a. The state of owning a cell phone and having absolutely no idea how to use it.

b. An acquired state of mental retardation due to radio wave damage of the brain as a result of insessant use of a cellular phone.

Fred's 18 year old daughter, Lisa, has an advanced stage of cell-u-lar-tardation that is irreversible. It's a real shame that he didn't understand the consequences back at age 2, when she got her first cell phone.

by poppilopo June 12, 2009

tardationism

to describe the act of being retarded (in a non-slur way).

"so this kid, Brandon, did some actual tardationism"

by Scriggster April 10, 2023

Tardatic

To not be retarded, but instead to be tardatic.

Are you a retard, or are you tardatic?

by Tardisma the Wholesale Wizard May 4, 2019