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Tannerism

Tannerism is a religion based on a set of core principles: the mini-dab, poorly formed puns, expert puns, and the Most Holy student teacher in existence. His state of holiness was discovered when one of his students realized a correlation between him and Jesus Christ: they both were present in the Beginning, both came back to teach us important concepts, and both shall come back some day. In Tannerism, there is a holy trinity that consists of A Man Named Zucc, Tanner, and the Amazon Box Man. Since it was formed recently (March 14, 2019), there is not much information currently in the public domain.

(Separate from the Anti-Mormon institution. One of the newly created rules of Tannerism states that all should respect Mormons, and never eat them or their books.)
Oh, yeah, he's recently Converted to Tannerism; that's why he told you the mini-dab is back in style.
by AYCRGB March 15, 2019
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Tangerine squirts

The "Tangerine squirts" is a form of really sloppy, smelly, dis-coloured diarhoea.
John: Do you want to go out for some Indian food tonight?

Mike: Nah, iv still got the Tangerine squirts from the last Indian I had.
by Bigtim89yabass September 13, 2009
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Tannerize

To do nothing constructive.
To do a completely half-assed job, usually before a deadline that needs to be met.
Sean: "It took me all night to do the fucking English essay man."

Tanner: "Yeah it took me like 20 minutes. It was cake."

Sean: "You mean it was Tannerized."

Tanner: "Fuck you man."
by Hardparty May 21, 2009
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tangerine

1. A small orange
2. A led zeppelin song
3. A really fat and lazy orange cat
1. Want a tangerine?
2. Have you heard Tangerine? it's good
3. Tangerine STOP EATING, it's been 3 hrs!
by Coca December 23, 2003
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Tangerine tongue tickle

A tangerine tongue tickle is when you are eating out a women’s pussy but when she isn’t looking you quickly grab a tangerine and spray the juice on your tongue then continue to eat the pussy, infusing the acidic tangerine juice with the pussy to where it creates a tickling effect in the pussy from the acid juice, with a slight burn occurring an hour after.
Last night when my girlfriend was not paying attention I gave her a tangerine tongue tickle, she really liked it at first, but the tickle then changed to a burning feeling, luckily she didn’t know it was because of me.
by Shanen123 July 13, 2020
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tangerine dream

Cannabis Cup winner 2010. Beat out Super Lemon Haze to take the top spot. Hybrid Strain from Barney's Farm. Mix of Nevilles's Haze and G13.
Man I can't wait to try me some Tangerine Dream!
by opigfer April 26, 2011
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tangerine sufferer

1. Someone who grew up and works on a tangerine farm but is allergic to said fruit.

2. Colloquially used for anyone whose work makes them sick either psychologically or physiologically.
1. Did you see the Last Week Tonight with John Oliver piece on Warehouses? Turns out those Amazon workers are a group of tangerine sufferers.

2. Sally dreads going to work because of the harassment she gets from her coworkers despite going to her line manager and HR. The poor tangerine sufferer doesn't know what to do.
by Tangent Sufferer July 22, 2020
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