tank ass

Taking a shit with such force that your shit gets stuck to the back of the toilet.

Mann, I ate so much beans, I had tank ass all morning. I tanked so hard I almost ruptured a hemorroid!!!

by hemy January 24, 2008

Tank Ass

A very large and substancial glutious maximus. Like a tank is to a car -- a Tank Ass.

"Look at that softball player, she has a Tank Ass."

by Schammy October 11, 2006

tank ass

A lady's ass that is so flat and wide that it resembles a tank like structure. If she layed down you can use that tank ass for a table.

Slut bend over so i can ram rod your tank ass then eat some butt

by gerbil April 17, 2003

tank ass

Ass with marks left from sitting on the tank (toilet) for too long

John-"Dude, you've got tank ass!"
Bruce-"WHY THE F*CK ARE YOU IN MY BATHROOM?!"

by Empty Health Bar August 6, 2004

tank ass

An ass so large that is causes the bearer to commonly be late to work.

Can you believe that tank ass Craig was late again!?!

by mohlerman August 22, 2011

Tank Ass

Generally, a wide, thick butt that doesn't have reasonable curvature (A.K.A. bubble butt) or shapely definition.

A large butt that lacks roundness (may be flat in places), although it may have depth, and a shelf.

My girl gained a bit of weight after the baby, and it all went to her hips. Her booty used to be round, but now it's more of a tank ass now.

by King Jones215 February 20, 2022

THIS AIN'T NO BEER BELLY; THIS IS A FUEL TANK FOR A WHOOP-ASS MACHINE THAT'S ABOUT READY TO OPEN UP A CAN ON YOUR ASS!

what you say to somebody who makes fun of your gut, or says you've got quite the beer belly.

by weave September 7, 2003