Taking a Trump

When someone is taking a dump that will take 10 to 15 times to flush.

I'll definitely be taking a Trump after I finish that last piece of pizza.

by JRBIV December 11, 2019

Take a trump

When your poop comes out orange and angry

The President is taking a big, steamy trump all over immigrants. (Take a trump)

by madzd February 8, 2017

Take a trump

Take a dump. Take a shit.

I have to go take a trump. I dropped a massive trump.

by nny December 17, 2016

take a trump

Dumping your thoughts on Twitter while dumping your excrement in the toilet.

I'm gonna ragequit your stupid plan and then take a Trump on it!

by hopelyannoyed December 12, 2016

Take a Trump

A massive dump that takes 10 to 15 times to flush.

After Thanksgiving, I had to Take a Trump.

by JRBIV December 11, 2019

take a Trump

to defecate.

Nature calls— I have to take a Trump.

by CitizenKaines October 30, 2018

take a Trump

An unsuccessful trip to the bathroom, most likely due to constipation. A metaphor for DonaldTrump’s inability to “drain the swamp” in spite of numerous promises.

Bro 1: How was your go?

Bro 2: Terrible - all I could do was take a Trump.

by j-mannnnn January 6, 2017