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Tactical

The idea of taking a crap before you go out to makes sure you dont have to crap in a dingy public bathroom
P1: we should get going now

P2: wait i need to take a tactical first before we leave
by mcniece_racing April 13, 2011
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tactics

Tactics are always to blame when you fail in Football Manager. The line is often used by employees of SI Games to deny allegations of the AI cheating.
"My save game corrupted."
"It's your tactics."
by Lenzar86 January 30, 2016
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tactical

The threat or action of doing bodily harm to someone, usually with bare hands.
Dude, you'd best get outta my grill before I go tactical on 'yo ass.
by Cletus January 13, 2004
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Tactical

1. A word to define the process of taking a hurried, strategically timed wank with the sole intention of cramming as many 'tacticals' into your day as possible.

2. Can also be used to relieve sexual pressure a short while before a nervously anticipated meeting with a girlfriend or figure of sexual interest.
1.

guy 1: where's Fred?
guy 2: gone for another tactical, my kleenex supply is diminishing at a worrying rate because of that obsessive bastard..

2.

Guy 1. You all set to meet Juliet?
Guy 2. What if i get a boner? she's bound to see! she'll never even look at me again!
Guy 1: Alright then, you can take three minutes out on the tram and have a quick tactical but you'll have to be speedy!
by HelvedSnooty September 18, 2012
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Fight tactics

a calculated action, move or strategy one or both partners may use as leverage designed to gain a specific advantage or to end an argument or disagreement.
Jo overheard her boyfriend Byron tell his boys to get out of an argument your fight tactics have to be on point.
by Starving Artist246 August 16, 2021
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fight tactics

A manipulative action, move or ploy one partner may use as leverage in order to gain the upper hand in winning and ending an argument or disagreement.
Jalen: Myckael you have be strong the next time you and Jennelle have an argument or disagreement.
Myckael: I know but she uses crying as her fight tactics and she knows once the water works start I’m done.
by Starving Artist246 October 29, 2021
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Fight tactics

A manipulative action, move or ploy used by one partner in a fake love relationship as leverage to gain the upper hand in winning and ending an argument or disagreement without resolving anything .Only adding this to the list to argue or disagree the next time. It’s a one-sided toxic mix of mind fuckery and lots of sex to distract you.
You have to be able to beat her at her own game and stop this going back and forth. You act your stuck in a revolving door and you can’t get out.

I know but she uses crying as her fight tactics and once I see the water works I’m done. As far as me being stuck in a revolving door as long as the sex is good I can stuck in it for a little while longer.
by Starving Artist November 10, 2021
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