t-units

The modernized version of a tampon.

Lisa: "Omg, I'm so bloated. I'm anemic as hell."
Allison: "Omg, you got your p-card, too?"
Lisa: "Let's go find some guys and show them how hot they are."
Allison: "Hang on, we gotta stick us some t-units first."
Lisa. "Yeah! Cheap contraception much? Kthx."

by Jared344035 July 2, 2006

T-units

A variation of the word "tits," inspired from the name of 50 cent's rap group(i.e. the G-Unit).

Dayum, check out that hot broad over there! I wanna grab a handful of those t-t-t-t-T-UNITS!





Mark H. UrbanDictionary afficionado since February 2004.

by Mark H October 28, 2004

T.D. units

The T.D. unit is a standard measurement for smell intensity. The acronym was chosen to be T.D. as its not commonly known as anything else. The measure has typical values from 1 to 5, 1 being a mild stink and 5 a ghastly stench. On the odd occasion a 6 can be recorded but this is often associated with asphyxiation, leading ultimatley to death.

Bob: Hey man keep away from that guy his rocking like 5 T.D. units!

Jim: Nah man i can handle it.........holy shit he stinks!!!!!!!!!! I can't breathe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bob: Dude it must be a 6 then, better get you to a hospital.

by hesti October 13, 2010

uni.t

a very underrated kpop girl group debuted after survival show, the unit. their songs are "no more" and "i mean" go stream!

+Do you know UNI.T? They're amazing, so talented and pretty
-Never heard of them. Let me go check them out.

by ponyx March 1, 2021

oprah-tunity

Another word for opportunity, used mainly when you want to make something mushy and emotional.

Steve: My cat died.
Chuck: This is the perfect oprah-tunity to talk about when MY cat died.

by Geoff Girardin December 31, 2007

tunit

A gang related member of the bloods settled in California and or on the westside.

"Damn Tunit just destroyed that crip named matt from the bronx"

by RyandMan June 11, 2006

Chiz-a-tunity

When an opportunity arises to do copious amounts of cocaine, usually at a time that is highly inconvenient and/or inappropriate.

"It's a Wednesday morning Chiz-a-tunity!"

by Chiz-a-tunity August 19, 2016