the act of fingering your girlfriend, then embarrassing her and asking her to describe the action to group of friends.
Guy: what was your favorite part?
Girl: you know... when you were... (insert hand motion) swatting flies!
Girl: you know... when you were... (insert hand motion) swatting flies!
by fly911 January 8, 2011
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Person 2: why would you like that? it's not really fun, it is just killing a bu-
Person 2: oh
Person 2: why would you like that? it's not really fun, it is just killing a bu-
Person 2: oh
by DonutEater1313 November 17, 2020
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by swat it hard March 2, 2017
Get the swatting mosquitos mug.The act of jizzing straight up and then slapping it out of the air towards your partner's waiting face.
Similar to a little league coach giving his team fielding practice, except with semen instead of a baseball.
Similar to a little league coach giving his team fielding practice, except with semen instead of a baseball.
"I got totally cum swatted last night"
"Pat's ample ejaculatory power and excellent hand-eye coordination make him a cum swatting master"
"Pat's ample ejaculatory power and excellent hand-eye coordination make him a cum swatting master"
by The_PZA November 2, 2009
Get the Cum Swatting mug.When a female trys to intervien with another female who is trying to hook up with some bro. a.k.a. Girl version of cock blocking.
guy 1: " yo this girl is all on my D"
guy 2: " oh truee. get that nut!"
guy 1: " Bro, im trying but this other hoe keeps interviening, shes being such a twat swat! "
guy 2: Ohh definate Twat Swatting!
guy 2: " oh truee. get that nut!"
guy 1: " Bro, im trying but this other hoe keeps interviening, shes being such a twat swat! "
guy 2: Ohh definate Twat Swatting!
by Shaunbee/ B.D. / Dane Cook February 4, 2009
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This femme's ex-boyfriend just didn't know when to quit! He wouldn't leave us the hell alone! Fucking twat swatter.
This femme's ex-boyfriend just didn't know when to quit! He wouldn't leave us the hell alone! Fucking twat swatter.
by JkT October 20, 2005
Get the twat swatting mug.When trying to set someone up, making yourself look worse to make the person your setting up look better
by Charlie_94 April 16, 2015
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