stunky

A horribly grotesque ordiforus scent. To recognize the "stunky" scent you must follow these three steps. Firstly, check if there are any obese people in the area. Obese people may be characterized by their "Carpet Mama" body type distiguished and glorified by the large and seemingly gunng-ho "Bag-O-Nasty". Thier personality may also match that of what you may call a "Jive Turkey". If so are the obese people's arm pits really out pits(an arm pit so full to the brim with fat that it actually protrudes outwardly from the body) from which spews a horrible green colored gas. Third and finally, if there is the smell of soggy submarine sandwhich, cheep corner prostitutes, rotting semen, syphilis, or any combination of the above, contact the posion control center nearest you and immediately evacuate the premise. You may just have a "stunky" infestation. If you fail to evacuate the area there may be dire consequences to pay such as loss of hearing, sight, and the ability to have an erection lasting longer than 2 minutes and 15 seconds.

When you smell it, you will know. For instence that one kid who you sit behind in math, he is stunky.

by hammy12345678921011 April 10, 2008

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Stunday

The Sunday following a heavy drinking session on a Saturday night, usually including a late night club or other strenuous activity. The stun effect is usually caused by the consumption of large amounts of vodka and energy drink resulting in a fresh but disorientating feeling, like a hangover but altered due to the effect of excess stimulants still making their way out of your system on the Sunday.

Stunday could be worse if drinks include Absynth, overproof Rum or liquor with a high alcohol content.

Richard: “Are you coming out to walk the dogs in the park?”

Tom: “ahh man I don’t think I can. It took me 30 minutes to make a cup of coffee this morning, I’m having quite a stunday today I’m afraid. Ask me again in a couple of hours”

by allans1 December 20, 2012

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