When someone (usually a girl) plans on shacking with someone of the opposite sex, but doesn't want the other person to know she planned on staying over, she packs strategic items in her purse, such as a contact case, make-up remover, toothbrush, maybe even flip flops.
"I planned on strategically shacking, and it worked--he had no idea I had my contact solution and toothbrush in my purse!"
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"Man, if it weren't for that strategic vom last night when I got home from dinner at my boss's house, I wouldn't even be around to share this story"
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Putting off starting or completing a task or responding to an invitation because of the possibility it will go away.
When my neighbor told me she had canceled her Tupperware party, I was glad I had practiced strategic procrastination.
by midcenturyantique November 19, 2009
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Spencer: Wow this movie sucks
Will: Dam I know every good scene cant be read by the dvd player
Thomas: This dvd is "Strategically Scratched" I hate blockbuster
Will: Dam I know every good scene cant be read by the dvd player
Thomas: This dvd is "Strategically Scratched" I hate blockbuster
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Word to carefully pepper into important work interactions with superiors when one does not aspire to climb the corporate ladder. This scenario may arise when the next job up may be much more work than the payrise is worth. This word is to be used only with great consideration as it may lead to a shot yourself in the foot scenario with long term implications affecting your career.
*equivalent of using 'brang' instead of 'brought'.
Word to carefully pepper into important work interactions with superiors when one does not aspire to climb the corporate ladder. This scenario may arise when the next job up may be much more work than the payrise is worth. This word is to be used only with great consideration as it may lead to a shot yourself in the foot scenario with long term implications affecting your career.
*equivalent of using 'brang' instead of 'brought'.
Brenn the Manager to Company Director: I'm sending through the strategical development plans- they should be in your inbox any moment now.
Company Director to another Company Director: So Lenny's pretty good you say?
Company Director to another Company Director: So Lenny's pretty good you say?
by A little family of ducks March 27, 2009
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by Dr. Odenbach February 28, 2009
Get the strategic absence mug.(N) When you find yourself a party with two or more people that think you are 'serious' with them, leaving you with only one logical choice: to blackout, so you don't need to choose one/ make things awkward for the future. Tryna f(x).
Hogarth: Dude, fuck. Both Nicole AND Alex are at this party and they both think we have something going. I can't let either one of them see me with the other.
P-Rod: Isn't it obvious, asshole? You need a STRATEGIC BLACKOUT.
Hogarth: Holy fuck, you fucking genius, pass me the fucking Wolfschmidt.
P-rod: I deserve a Nobel Fucking Peace Prize.
Hogarth: I fucked ur mom loljk.
P-Rod: Isn't it obvious, asshole? You need a STRATEGIC BLACKOUT.
Hogarth: Holy fuck, you fucking genius, pass me the fucking Wolfschmidt.
P-rod: I deserve a Nobel Fucking Peace Prize.
Hogarth: I fucked ur mom loljk.
by Animalcrackers April 26, 2014
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