You Shoot Like A Stormtrooper

An insult that hunters, cops, mobs, or paintball players use. It means that you cant hit shit when you shoot kuz your too fucking gay to learn how to aim or your too friggin weak to hold the gun steady, or you have a crappy scope on your gun and cant aim. Everyone whos seen Star Wars knows that Stormtroopers suck ass at shooting kuz hundreds of them missed hitting Luke and then got their asses kicked.

Hunter : What the hell that friggin moose was right in front of you and you MISSED? Damn you shoot like a Stormtrooper
Cop: You didnt hit the convict? dammit now hes escaped from jail. You shoot like a stormtrooper
Mobs: Dammit you were supposed to whack Jimmy. Whassamottayoo? You shoot like a Stormtrooper!
Paintball Player: Dumbass! Missed me! You shoot like a Stormtrooper!

by ... September 2, 2004

Stormtrooper

A soldier from starwars who couldn't hit a target if it was 55 feet hight and half a mile wide!!!, Some how always loses to rebels.

It was thirty stormtroopers vs. a guy holding a giant glowstick. Come on.

by SKFD68 August 12, 2008

Stormtrooper

Were what the Germans called the Canadian army Shock Troopers. No one is 100% sure why the Germans called these Canadians Stormtroopers. However it is believed because the Canadian troops were known for Hitting Hard and Precise.

This is also supported by the fact that the Canadian troopers found a way through the German Gasses ("Kept pushing on").

The Germans later used the name "Stormtrooper" for their own Elite soldiers in WW2.

In WW1 the Canadians were known as "Stormtroopers of the British Empire".

by A_Godly_Canuck January 2, 2012

Stormtrooper

There are two different kinds of Stormtroopers. The most popular definition of a Stormtrooper is the soldiers that fight for the Empire, seen in the Star Wars movies. The Real Life Stormtroopers existed around the World War II era. A Stormtrooper was a member of the Nazi Militia, noted for brutality and violence. The Word "Stormtrooper" comes from the German words "Storm"(division) and "Truppen"(troops)

1. Its The Rebels! Shoot Them! (misses horribly)

2. Zeig Heil! Feindlich! Jagen Sie! (misses horribly)

by Hee Hee Hee July 11, 2005

Icelandic Stormtrooper

An Icelandic Stormtrooper is a highly reaccuring sight in Iceland, the reason why they are called "stormtroopers" is because of their bleached, short crop hair. They usually wear black jeans and black clothes. It's most common for them to come in packs 2-4+ people. It's hard do distinguish one stormtrooper from another because they all act, talk and look the same.

Hey bro I saw a group of Icelandic Stormtroopers outside the gym.

No way, it's like they're multiplying.

by JPalette September 22, 2023

Stormtrooper

A person who does not know how to aim and shoot properly in a first-person shooter video game

We lost because of all the stormtroopers on our team

by The Mi Goreng of Life June 14, 2016

stormtrooper

someone with really, really shitty aim.

Jeff: Holy shit! I think a stormtrooper's trying to kill me
John: what makes you say that?
Jeff: Someone shot a sniper at me, and missed by a fucking mile!
(laughter)

by gamerscore 1337 October 6, 2016