by Star Vs. Satellite January 4, 2005
by the_captain December 4, 2014
1. n. A stolen pirate ship
2. verb. To be marooned on a beach, desert island, etc. by means of your pirate ship being stolen
2. verb. To be marooned on a beach, desert island, etc. by means of your pirate ship being stolen
"Argh, matey, you be stooned on this godforsaken island!"
"Though it's not originally his, thargh ship be the most vicious stooner on ye seven seas!"
"Ye stoon me, and me booty!"
"Though it's not originally his, thargh ship be the most vicious stooner on ye seven seas!"
"Ye stoon me, and me booty!"
by pirates lyfe March 15, 2016
To calm down or to chill the fuck out.
When someone is bitching and whining about something and you just want to tell them to shut the fuck up, instead, you tell them to "stoon down".
by Bondi Haggis August 8, 2010