shankopotamus 

When someone very, very badly hits a golf ball in a high-pressure situation. This also applies to field goal kicks where the kicker badly chokes. This word is the portmanteau of shank (as hitting a golf ball way off course) and hippopotamus. This word is designed to conjure up images of the worst choke performance you can imagine.

It came down to the last hole, and Gary did a complete shankopotamus. The ball traveled about 10 feet off the tee into the water. He never recovered, lost the round, and lost the game.

shankopotamus by evilelvis94 January 15, 2022

stinkapotamus 

When the area where you legs join together commonly referred to as your ass smells of a three week dead hippo. The smell has been told in legends to be the cause of the extinction of several african species. The smells is not to be messed with, scientists have tried to recreate the smell only to succumb to it's devastating odor and pass away.

You my friend are one stinkapotamus.

stinkapotamus by boomdelacow July 26, 2011

stankopotomus 

an eldery person with a stanky genital region

dayummmmmmmm.... dat owld cracka is a stankopotomus. shyt.

dun go 2 no old person home, you gon cach da stankopotomus.

dat john mccain is uh stankopotomus.

stankopotomus by stankadoo March 16, 2009

stankopotamus 

A female with an exceptionally, extremely stinky vagina. These girls are apparently unaware of their stench, or think it is normal and refuse to clean their snatch.

I used to think that Ashley slut was hot until i found out she's a stankopotamus.

I was going to do Denver doggy style, but when i took her panties off I smelled that she was a stankopotamus and Debbie Flemminged all over her back.

stankopotamus by mr.bojangles2010 April 21, 2010

Stankopotamus 

A word to describe your significant other when they have not bathed and needed to.

Yo girl, you smelling like a Stankopotamus and the shower would Love to have your ass.

Stankopotamus by Nate Alexander August 19, 2023

stinkapotomus 

Someone who makes a stink and doesn't own up to it....and possibly blames it on someone else.

Woman: Eeeeeew! What is that smell?
Man: What smell?
Woman: Did you make a stink?
Man: Wasn't me!
Woman: Well, it sure smells like you.
Man: Not me, must have been the dog!
Woman: You're a stinkapotomus!

stinkapotomus by TheWordSmithHousewife July 22, 2009