buy a stick of butter

When you buy someone a 'stick of butter' you go to the store buy the stick of butter and then stick it up the ass/vagina

Hey, let me buy a stick of butter.

by hakym201 November 6, 2017

Dick Butter Stick

A solid block of cum the size of a fairly large butter stick.

“What kind of butter is this?”
“It’s my dick butter stick.”

by ChickenJoe#1 April 29, 2022

Dick Butter Stick

A solid rectangular block of cum the size of a fairly large stick of butter.

“What kind of butter is this?”
“It’s dick butter stick.”

by ChickenJoe#1 April 29, 2022

Up a cow's udder for a stick of butter

Used to describe someone who’s completely in a ridiculous or unlikely place, or busy doing something absurd. A bovine version of “up a hog’s ass for a ham sandwich".

"Hey, where's Bud?"

"Don't know, probably up a cow's udder for a stick of butter."

by LilJimmyB August 28, 2025

butter-sticked

An obscure urban Minneapolis-based term for a sloppy reload, esp. with a pistol. The "butter-stick" refers to the magazine of the gun, as someone struggles to insert the magazine into the well due to shaking, slipping, or wrong angle, like in this case, a stick of butter. New, inexperienced, or under pressure shooters, often in combat, tend to butter-stick their mags more than others.

Tyler butter-sticked his spare magazine in the middle of a shootout over North.

by Hi! I'm Paul! March 31, 2022