n. refers to the mass of seminal fluid suspended from the gullet of a fellatio-performing sexual partner post ejaculation; may also refer to a drippy creampie.
by Captain Willie March 15, 2007
1. (n.) A phrase which commonly refers to an unshaven genital region. This is often in reference to males, and often accompanies a great column.
2. (n.) A nickname used to refer to a male with very hairy balls (slang).
2. (n.) A nickname used to refer to a male with very hairy balls (slang).
1. Elias hadn't shaved in months; he had a veritable stalactite labyrinth in his shorts.
2. "Wow, bro, I can barely see your ween through that stalactite labyrinth!"
3. "You're so hairy, I think I'll call you Stalactite Labyrinth!"
2. "Wow, bro, I can barely see your ween through that stalactite labyrinth!"
3. "You're so hairy, I think I'll call you Stalactite Labyrinth!"
by massivehorse April 27, 2008
When you ejaculate up onto your ceiling and, with enough time, the cum slowly drips and hardens into an organic stalactite formation.
by rentahorror May 25, 2022
n. A build up of organic material on the ceiling of an underground subway composed mostly of run off from broken or corroded sewer carrying pipes. It's generally black, white, or brown in color with spotting of one or more of the other colors. It resembles a underwater volcanic plume of carbonic material hanging in cave-like stalactite formations. Often beneath subway stalactite there is also subway stalagmite, with different properties than the supplementary subway stalactite.
Subway Stalactite may be a black, brown or white deposit of sewage or run-off forming plume-like organic spikes.
by Srztanjur October 05, 2009
by bal_zak March 09, 2010
Kaberman stalactite is a French word that means Ωvαλ (Στοίβαξε μια χαρά) is dancing on the orange juice napkins in the moon. Was created when the bladder of a frenchman could not hold orange juice, created when a british soldier spotted him in 1792.
He got Kaberman stalactite- Human being
by pseudonym1916 February 12, 2025