Shrunking

Going shopping after having a cocktail (or two, or three); shopping while drunk. Generally most noticeable the next day when you realize what you (probably shouldn't have) bought.

(At the checkstand) Wow, look at my cart - - I'm totally shrunking!

What was I thinking, buying that outfit yesterday? I must have been really shrunking!

by Kat 6 August 5, 2009

Sprutting

When a female does a split with no underwear allowing her vagina to create a suction cup effect with the floor. This results in a sound similar to plunging a toilet full of jello with a garden hose.

"Julie has been sprutting so much lately, the floor is very slippery."

"Does anyone hear Julie? It sounds like 2 sumo wrestlers making a mayonnaise sandwich with water balloons"

"Don't worry, she's just sprutting"

by xXLargeFarvaXx February 8, 2013

sprounging

laying around doing nothing at all.

Mom: Hey Kenny can you put the dishes away.
Kenny: Why can't you bitch I'm sprounging.

by eric rogers October 9, 2007

sponting

A tribal dance involving twerking and pterodactyl screams.

Often a mating ritual seen in clubs

Ew gross man, what are you doing?!
Chill bro, I'm sponting for that chick over there.

by Steve Irwin the third June 5, 2014

slunting

Slunting is the act of Slut hunting

"Hey Jeff, what do you want to do tonight?" "I dunno dawg, lets go slunting"

by Lee and Jeff July 10, 2006

sprooting

Rooting while spooning

I was late for work because I had been sprooting all morning.

by StillyStillwell January 11, 2009

sprouting bullshit

Originated from typos of "spouting bullshit", but later evolved into a word with a more intense connotation. It describes the act of one spouting bullshit to such a degree that it almost appears as if literal bullshit is sprouting out from their bodies.

Stop sprouting bullshit!

by QEbgs November 29, 2021