speedbag

A nutsack with an extreme amount of dangle in its angle. Usually used to describe such during periods of warm weather when someone decides to go commando.

If i accidentally sit on my speedbag, it makes me throw up in my mouth a little.

by PeterGammonsLuvChild May 9, 2005

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speedbagging

When a girl is giving head on her knees whilst the man stands, and she punches the scrotum repeatedly like a boxer punching a speed bag.

Hilary: So last night me and Ryan went out to dinner...
Friend: How was it?
Hilary: That asshole was staring at the waitress' ass the whole time, but i played it cool. So when we got home he thought he was just getting a BJ, but when i got on my knees I gave 'em a good old fashioned speedbagging.

by REad Kobayashi May 27, 2009

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Standing speedbag

While standing; your girl kneels in front of you and tongue fucks your nuts like a speedbag

Last night Sarah and I were about to get into it and she sat in front of me and gave me a standing speedbag.

by Hairy ballz April 13, 2010

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El Paso Speedbag

When a man sits astride of a wooden plank with a woman's face in front of his balls. As he spurts forth with diarrhea, his nuts hit her in the face repeatedly.

Tanya thought she was going to walk the plank, but it turned out she was only there to receive the El Paso Speedbag.

by Here N. Thayer December 3, 2006

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reverse speedbag

n. the act of sticking ones' penis backwards through ones' legs while reaching behind ones' thighs to grab the shaft of the penis and masturbate furiously with an end goal of profusely spanking ones' balls like a boxer hitting a speedbag.

v. to commit the act of reverse speedbagging.

"Oh man, Eva was so hot that Chris told me he went home, busted out the croc butter and reverse speedbagged all night."

by Chris Awwsteen January 28, 2008