(Noun) While between the temperatures of 80 degrees fahrenheit and 91 degrees, one man defecates on a rusty spatula and gently lowers it into a wok for stir frying (counter clockwise) while the wok is set on high. The man then waits for the feces to set ablaze and reloads it onto the sullied spatula. Finally, the man hurls the still molten fecal matter off of the highest level of the PPL building onto passing pedestrians between the hours of five o'clock PM and seven thirty PM on every second Thursday and fourth Monday of the month. Repeat five times .
by MCedeno October 28, 2010
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Use your dick and wedge it between your partner's butt cheeks. Make room for an egg, place the egg in his/her butt hole. Have him/her crack the egg w/ their ass cheeks, scramble the egg around with your dick.
Jimmy woke up one sunday morning craving a Las Vegas Spatula. Luckily your Mom was right there with a carton of eggs. :)
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by Mr. Bubonic October 22, 2009
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by KnifeySpoony March 19, 2011
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e.g. The scraping of eggs from a pan
e.g. The scraping of eggs from a pan
by Kahltherage December 5, 2010
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I was at the Pats game this weekend, and I could taste booze in my burger. It must've been from the man spatula.
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