sayman

shortest motherfucker to live. also called semen.

hello sayman u look short today. and every other day too hahahahahaha

by milch October 11, 2021

symantec

The worlds worts Backup Software. It requires hacking the registry of production mail servers, installing hotfixes, and 8 hours on the phone with India to get it to work for a week before it breaks.

What happend to your backups? Symantec broke them.

by 0c0ld August 7, 2009

Skyman

Man of the Sky. Father of all living organisms.

Skyman is God.

by FaaipDeOiad October 6, 2003

Symantecing

Not working as expected; Antivirus that does not catch any viruses.

Your antivirus is the worst, it has been symantecing.

by woomaster November 16, 2012

symantha

symantha is probably gay and has a little silly cat called binx. symantha is also kinda funny but she is a furry so in cancels out. she also loves to watch inappropriate things during music on her school chromebook

hey that person is a real symantha !

by WRENNY MWAHAHAHAHA December 2, 2022

Jt Szymanski

The proud creator of Spider-Man commits tax fraud and owner of the menace of mysterio lego set

Ritchey: you who was that guy that created Spider-Man commits fraud?
G shmetz: I think it was Jt Szymanski

by Deadpool himself May 1, 2020

soymanella

Food poisoning acquired from eating contaminated fake meat.

I was puking all night. I bet it was that nasty-ass six-month-old soymanella-infested tofurkey.

by Ian October 6, 2004