Smokin hoes and fuckin dope 

When u are doing the exact opposite but have things a little mixed up due to too much chemical intake

My friend called and asked what I was doing ,I told him I'm smokin hoes and fuckin dope.
I was actually smokin dope and fuckin a hoe .
It's so much funnier and makes it sound less criminal.

Smokin hoes and fuckin dope by JasonR47 April 1, 2020

Smoking nut 

You say this to someone u think is smoking that pack because they keep doing brainless shit

Tobi: here ya go
Baku: what?
Tobi: spooky pizza
Baku: what?
Tobi: it's invisible
baku: dawg you def smoking nut

Smoking nut by TennoSkoom July 15, 2020

smoking that "x" pack 

smoking that "x" pack is the action of making fun of someone who is losing or messing up

dude 1: Sierra lost so hard in call of duty

dude 2: Ahhh yeaaaa, we smokin that sierra pack or smoking that "x" pack, X being sierra

smoking that "x" pack by Stephanie Claire February 3, 2021

Smoking on that Amber Heard Pack 

Smoking - (as in a joint, blunt, bowl, etc)
Amber Heard - (the lying whore)
pack - (as in smoking on her down fall)

me - You know the bitch amber heard

you - yeh I heard she’s a lying toe sucker
me - hip I'm smoking on that amber heard pack as we speak

you - no lie, hope her career burns faster than that joint
me - truth

Smoking on that Amber Heard Pack by Pack Inventor April 25, 2022

Smoking dick 

When someone says somethings stupid

"Yeah I ate dog shit the other day."

"What the fuck this bitch smoking dick."

Smoking dick by Jmoe_moe July 30, 2016

Smoshfest 

A term used to describe a moment where a user (or any group of people) watches nothing but Smosh™ Productions videos on youtube, or any videos associated with Smosh as well.

Girl 1: "OMG I'm gonna go throw a Smoshfest at my house! Wanna come?"

Girl 2: Sure! Ian is so cute!"

Guy 1: "Uggh, what's with girls and boys with bowl haircuts?"

Guy 2: "Dont know, but let's throw a Smoshfest at our house!"

Guy 1: "OK! Teleporting Fat Guy!"

Smoshfest by crazyjoe30 July 7, 2011

smoking gasoline 

Smoking the hardest shit around; smoking a lot

Oh, he be smoking gasoline!

smoking gasoline by Laxer88 June 28, 2017