Smelvey

A person who smells realy bad sometimes like a wet dog and is often a phscopath

Your such a smelvey

by Smelvey June 11, 2019

Selsey Kiss

To fart directly into the mouth of another person. Named after the seaside town where the practice has been popularised.

I nearly shat myself giving Michael a Selsey Kiss!

by Jeremy657 June 26, 2025