Simonist

Stemming from a Rule 34 image featuring Alvin and the Chipmunks receiving head from their respective Chippette, a Simonist refers to one who believes that Simon is the Chipmunk Receiving the Best Head. Unfortunately, this is incorrect as Simon is not Receiving the Best Head, and therefore the term has become synonymous with “retard”.

Simonist: “I believe that Simon is receiving the best head.”
Theodorian and Alvinist: “Oh no, here we go... the Simonist is at it again...”
Simonist: “Please don’t call me that...”
Because even the Simonist knows that it is shameful to be a Simonist.

by Microwave.io September 19, 2019

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sisconism

Sisconism, dervied from siscon with the suffix -ism, means you have a consanguinamorous attraction towards your sister.

the way he stares at his sister makes me suspect he's oriented towards sisconism

by Bobbystrurrew June 13, 2023

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You're such a simonist.

Someone who believes in retarded principles, encourages eating large amounts of fast food, and is really dumb and retarded in every way, also they are fat.

Fred: Dude that kid Jake is such a simonist, he ate four entire steaks at lunch.
Simon: I know I hate him.
Jake: Hey guys, what are you talking about?
Fred: Gah You're such a simonist.

by mr.awesome1646 March 22, 2009

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