shonce

A service one pays for on a monthly and sometimes weekly basis depending on where you live in order to be covered in case of an accident.

Say my man, how much does my my shonce cost for a 1976 pinto.

by bubba carter January 7, 2008

Sponce

Somebody awkward, usually in high school, who is particularly adept at tetris when he isn't smoking Cannabis sativa or listening to coldplay in the bath.

Ben says: "I was such a sponce in high school!"

by Nieman November 26, 2006