shortchange 

Artist

Shortchange in the house; get outta the house

shortchange by shortchange February 28, 2013

Change my shirt 

Masturbate

When you need an excuse to leave the room to pop the weasel you can indicate that your shirt is dirty and needs to be changed. Hence, "I need to Change My Shirt." They'll never know.

Change my shirt by Eat Wild November 16, 2023