Throw a Short Person Day 

On November 16th every year, you get to throw any person 5’4” and under.

Joseph: It’s November 16th, you know what that means
Albert: Go fuck yourself
Throw a Short Person Day gives you 5 free throw someone under 5’4” passes

Throw a Short Person Day by Datanigga November 12, 2020

National Kiss a Short Person Day

On May 11 is national kiss a Short Person day, on this day you can kiss who you want and get away with it.

Thank God it's National Kiss a Short Person Day

National Kiss a Short Person Day by A fellow meme boi June 4, 2018

national kiss/hug a short person day 

the definition of national kiss/hug a short person day~ occurs on every friday in december and you have the permission to kiss/hug any short person.

Aye dude, it’s national kiss/hug a short person day!

national kiss/hug a short person day by someoneeeee(: December 4, 2018

National Kiss A Short Person Day

Kiss a short person on October 29th, right after kiss a tall person day.

"Oh jeepers, tomorrow is national kiss a short person day! Dude, you should kiss your crush!"

National Kiss A Short Person Day by Fred_Jr. October 28, 2019

national slap a short person day 

go to your shortest friend and slap them smack across the face

friend:”go slap reese it’s national slap a short person day”

national slap a short person day by dumb dumb October 26, 2019

Slap a short person day 

The day you slap anyone under 5, 5

Person 1: Hey it’s November 7th, you know what that means

Person 2: What?

Person 1: It’s slap a short person day. Get over here

Slap a short person day by UpliftAura November 7, 2019

National yeet a short person day

On October 21st, you can throw anyone under 5' 6". No permission required.

Boy 1: What day is it?
Boy 2: October 21st
Boy 1: Isn't that National yeet a short person day?
Boy 2: It is?
Boy 1: How tall are you?
Boy 2: 5' 3*
Boy 1 proceeds to yeet boy 2

National yeet a short person day by Parsunic October 18, 2021