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National eat a short person

February 2nd is the day that you can eat a short person anyone who is short RUN!!
*eats cutely*

Friend:*in stomach voice* WTF

Me:I can finally eat you now
Me: It’s national eat a short person day
by SmeggsySponge274682 December 21, 2020
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On May 11 is national kiss a Short Person day, on this day you can kiss who you want and get away with it.
by A fellow meme boi June 4, 2018
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Kiss a short person on October 29th, right after kiss a tall person day.
"Oh jeepers, tomorrow is national kiss a short person day! Dude, you should kiss your crush!"
by Fred_Jr. October 28, 2019
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national slap a short person day

go to your shortest friend and slap them smack across the face
friend:”go slap reese it’s national slap a short person day”
by dumb dumb October 26, 2019
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On October 21st, you can throw anyone under 5' 6". No permission required.
Boy 1: What day is it?
Boy 2: October 21st
Boy 1: Isn't that National yeet a short person day?
Boy 2: It is?
Boy 1: How tall are you?
Boy 2: 5' 3*
Boy 1 proceeds to yeet boy 2
by Parsunic October 18, 2021
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National Dropkick A Short Person Day

The day all short people gets dropped kick. The person must be 5’5 to drop kick the shorty.
Me: Hey you know what today is?

Under 5’5 person: huh?

Me: It’s National Dropkick A Short Person Day
Under 5’5 person: Wha
Me: *Dropkicks*
Under 5’5 person:
by Bonism December 12, 2020
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National Kick a short person day

Hey! Did you hear about National Kick a short person day? It is when you kick a short person!
by dan1eaa January 20, 2023
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