shoehead

Someone who is obsessed with shoes and will camp out at stores to get the latest pair.

Shoehead: I just camped out at Niketown for 3 days and copped the new SBs

by Edman415 September 20, 2008

Spokane Shoehorn

A sexual maneuver involving the insertion of a gentleman's testes and scrotum into a lady's vagina during coitus. The maneuver can be accomplished manually or with the aid of a shoehorn, giving rise to the maneuver's name as well as the oft-quoted saying "sometimes you just have to shoehorn them in there."

Steve: "I gave her the ole Spokane Shoehorn last night!"

Ryan: "Ladies love a man with flexible balls. Have you tried the anal Spokane Shoehorn?"

Steve: "The Spokane Valley Shoehorn?! I thought that was a myth."

Ryan: "No, its real. My brother's friend's dad performed the first one in 1974."

by Bobby Smith Rules August 31, 2013

Spokane Shoehorn

A sexual maneuver involving the insertion of a gentleman's testes and scrotum into a lady's vagina during coitus. The maneuver can be accomplished manually or with the aid of a shoehorn, giving rise to the maneuver's name as well as the oft-quoted saying "sometimes you just have to shoehorn them in there."

Steve: "I gave her the ole Spokane Shoehorn last night!"
Ryan: "Ladies love a man with flexible balls. Have you tried the anal Spokane Shoehorn?"
Steve: "The Spokane Valley Shoehorn?! I thought that was a myth."
Ryan: "No, it's real. My brother's friend's dad performed the first one in 1974."

by Bobby Smith Rules1 September 8, 2013

Shoehorse

A rare phenomena in human interaction causing a circular formation (similar to a horseshoe) to create awesome video footage of long arming inside houses/dwellings.

NOT to be confused with equestrian footwear.

"Dude, get off the sofa. Lets form a Shoehorse!"

"Okay..."

by Boredatwork.com June 16, 2009

vaginal shoehorn

Any friend who introduces you to hot, slutty women they know in order to bed them.

Yo Luke, thanks for being such a good vaginal shoehorn. I totally nailed Melissa to the wall!

by The Original Slim Bavis November 15, 2003

Shoehorn

"To have a gang bang with a large black woman in an unusually small car."

"Hey guys I was in a crazy shoehorn last night!"

by ~{TPC}~ February 25, 2018

Shoehorn

The act of using a finger to slide a penis into a tight vagina, normally a vagina, imitating the act of using a shoehorn to slide your foot into a shoe.

Guy: Dude did you hear about Jac?
Fag:No, What?
Guy:She got shoehorned by that dirty redneck.

by Jacky got shoehorned January 29, 2008