Shlager

A “party” that involves dwarfs and hobbits alike that do “fun” things.

Hey you coming to the shlager tonight?

by Cuck man January 27, 2023

shlagger

A person who is fine on his own, but with his or her group of shlaggers, becomes an absolute pain in the ass.

Person 1- "Can you believe that those guys bullied Jimmy?"
Person 2- "And Oliver seemed so nice; I suppose he's just a shlagger.

by Jahmsay August 15, 2024

The Shague

A widespread pandemic( also known as the shandemic ) that you can contract after engaging in an open mouth kiss with the original SOURCE, or anyone who has come in contact with someone who has the shague. Symptoms include regret, self induced amnesia and vomiting, losing the will to live, avoiding the SOURCE, daily fear.

Q:I was drunk at a party and contracted the shague. Now my life is ruined... what do I do god?
A:Theres nothing you can do, just try to accept it, repress the memory, and join AA to avoid it from happening again.

by jack toff June 4, 2007