shit stained balls

When one is so intoxicated that they lose control and void their bowels straight into their pants.

"What's going on there Nelly? Your looking a bit green. Oh my God he shat his pants, he's got shit stained balls!"

by Doggertron May 6, 2010

shit-stained balls

when you shit all over the place and forget to wipe or shower, making your balls all shit-stained and smelly.

"when i was drunk i got diarrhea and didn't wipe, so i had shit-stained balls!"

by Phill McCrackin June 30, 2008

Shitstained Balls

An act of anal sex where the female (or male) has not used an enema before intercourse and purposely tries to defecate at the same moment of penetration, thus resulting in fecal lubrication of the rectal cavity. Continued sexual intercourse causes the excrement to eventually engulf the entire penis and testicals of the man. A position usually done in "scat" movies.

Jim paid Jane $400 extra to give him "shitstained balls."

by Slagwurm September 7, 2008