shit rags

the totally worthless reading material men keep by the crapper.

"Hey, don't be cleaning out the magazine rack in the bathroom...those are my shit rags".

by Pooh02 January 28, 2009

Glossy shit ragging

The act of doing a shit. Then jerking off, once finished doing both use toilet paper to clean up the jizz off your cock and hand,using the same piece of paper to then wipe your ass.

Jono " I was having trouble snapping one off, so I had a wank first. Then when I shit I realized that there was only one square of shit paper, so I had to go glossy shit ragging "
Ted "noice! "

by Burbage-Bumbag December 15, 2017

shit rag drunk

when you get so drunk that you wipe your ass on the shower curtain or towel instead of on toilet paper.

John: who wiped there ass on the shower curtain?
Andrew: it was probably Zach he was shit rag drunk last night.

by Attcus July 7, 2012