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shit faced 

The act of being completely intoxicated. Usually associated with alcohol consumption.
I was so shit faced last night

Luke was so shit faced I doubt he remembers the strip club

I enjoy getting shit faced once in a while
shit faced by phantaxtic August 11, 2014

shit faced 

The result of drinking alot of alcohol, you usally get shit faced when you feel like throwing up, you also get shit faced in the morning when the hang over starts.
So really, shit faced is the period of when you feel like shit after drinking.
Bar Tender - NO ! you have had too much for tonight !
Drinker - Gimme some booze dammit !
Bar Tender - OK ! but only ONE more, you'll end up shit faced and pass out !
Drinker - THANK DRUNK IM GOD !
shit faced by Carcass (band) December 7, 2006

shit faced 

Shit Faced: from the Latin "shitibus faceibus".

1) To have one's entire face covered in feces.
2) To become so intoxicated/high that you act like an asshole/whore/your math teacher and perform things/sexual acts that you would never do in your right mind.
1) Because my face is covered in shit, I am shit faced.
2) God, after those 15 bottle of scotch, I was shit faced and woke up next to my math teacher.
shit faced by PlummiPLUM April 10, 2004

Shit faced 

Under the influence of alcohol or any type of drugs.
Sybil was so shit faced she doesn't remember last night.
Shit faced by sybil May 16, 2016

Shit faced 

When you get really Zooted off of juice boxes or a girl/boy shits on your face.
Bro I got so shit faced last night.
Shit faced by Unknown gangsta March 31, 2021

shit faced 

to get extremely drunk and start spilling secrets unwanted
"mate you were so shit faced yesterday"

"i wasnt"
"you told a random guy at the bar that you sucked your sisters best friends tits in 4th grade"
"fuck i thought id never say that"
"whaaaa???!!"