Shally Whacking

is the process of a male inserting both his erect penis and both testicles into the arse of a participating female of any species. When the bloke is about to cum, the Shally Whacking commences: the bloke rips his penis and balls out of her arse, and slaps her arse cheeks with his penis whilst cumming everywhere.

Tim "she's a dirty cunt"
Laura "how do you know?"
Tim "she said I can Shally Whack her any day"

Emma "my arse hurts"
Mark "I should fucking think so too! That'll be all the Shally Whacking"

Tim "my balls feel/smell like shit"
Emma "that'll be all the Shally Whacking. wash them you dirty bastard."

by EG/TC/LT/ER December 22, 2008

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the girl of your dreams

I wish I was dating shally

by definitely not in love with sh June 4, 2020

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1. Alternative word for a knife
2. The act of stabbing someone

I swear man...I could pull out a shally on this game and the ref wouldn't give anything
(Reference to Pro Evolution Soccer not being as good as Fifa)

by joeyjojojr December 24, 2010

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the sweetest natural little mono anyone could ever ask for. =

If only i were as cool as a shally.

by mighty midget October 6, 2004

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When you go round to someones house, just to scare them, or to wreck it by throwing eggs, kicking the door, smashing windows, breaking fences, brick walls etc, getting into there back garden and stealing there stuff usually in the early hours of the morning.. but only if that person has done something to you, and/or refuses to settle it with a fight.

Person 1: That brare has been boying you hard !
Person 2: Yer, will he scrap it out then ?
Person 1: Na hes a pussy, hes bare shook, its all mouth
Person 2: Come we SHALLY his yard !

by Dankno 'bout slanggg :) April 27, 2011

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