shatburglar

Fecal matter that is hanging onto the inside wall of a toilet bowl

Well shit me...someones left a shatburglar in the toilet!

by chickengangnamstyle July 25, 2013

Shitburger

The stuffing of ones fist into their partners ass, pulling it out, and then rubbing ones closed hand all over their loved ones face.

Honey, tell me how this shitburger tastes on your teeth.

by Dilles October 15, 2004

Shamburger

When you bite into the hamburger you special ordered, and realize that the patty was made of mystery (or fake) meat.

*Im hungry too but I'm not going there. There's nothing on the menu besides shamburgers."

by Livleaux June 3, 2021

flipped a shitburger

(v.) to act out in an unseemly display of anger and/or insanity.

"When I told Joey I wanted to break up he totally flipped a shitburger and crashed my car into a tree."

by Ave. July 14, 2009

Shamburger

penis in ass hard stuck silver 4

hes a shamburger

by Cofeve Lover 808 February 16, 2021

Shamburgled

Bamboozled by Sham the man in any way.

*Loud noise, crashing sound or explosion*
What was that?
You've been Shamburgled.
NOOOOOO! (Sprints off to assess damage.

by BooflongBoofoften November 7, 2003

Shaburgerk9

Cool person but really fruity

Hey Shaburgerk9, you're looking extra fruity today

by Trickysoneandonly August 19, 2021