Shapping

masturbating in the shower.

Best thing ever: a good morning shapping

by Shlapping May 1, 2015

Shapping

Wasting time in the app store on an iphone, downloading mostly pointless apps. Usually resulting in a large bill.

dude 1: what you do sunday?
dude 2: had a wank then wasted the rest of the day shapping.
dude 1: anything good?
dude 2: no.

by Horrendermerk November 22, 2009

Shappens

A combination of "shit" and "happens" to express that sometimes life really do be like that, and you just gotta let it go.

"My girlfriend left me for my hotter best friend, but shappens I guess."

by Piemaster0983 April 5, 2019

Shappens

Shappens = Shit Happens When someone is venting to you about life or a relationship you can just answer with "It Shappens"

That situation went south fast, it shappens

by Wangnarok December 17, 2025