by KL88 February 13, 2009
Get the Shanster mug.Used to prod midgets out of your way. Usually telescopic in design for greater distance. At full length, can be swung like a bat to provide more clearance at 2-3 midgets in one fowl swoop.
"That guy has the longest midget shaster I've seen."
or
"He had such a long midget shaster he couldn't keep it in his pants."
or
"He had such a long midget shaster he couldn't keep it in his pants."
by Nelson76 July 1, 2005
Get the Midget Shaster mug.Related Words
shamster • shagster • Samster • seamster • shadster • shamsher • Shanster • Shmastered • Slamsterdam • spamster
by ticeticebaby August 2, 2006
Get the shadster mug.The point of shamsher is to confuse someone, by pointing at either their feet, or the floor down beside them.
In doing so, you may have them confused and looking at one spot, while you walk past them (e.g to some out-of-bounds place)
Another purpose is to make them look stupid, and attack their self-confidence by putting them of the defensive.
It's is especially funny if you 'Shamsher' a teacher, one that is preferably going somewhere in a hurry, or to lunch at the end of class, it will produce hours of laughter after class with mates who already know about shamshering.
In doing so, you may have them confused and looking at one spot, while you walk past them (e.g to some out-of-bounds place)
Another purpose is to make them look stupid, and attack their self-confidence by putting them of the defensive.
It's is especially funny if you 'Shamsher' a teacher, one that is preferably going somewhere in a hurry, or to lunch at the end of class, it will produce hours of laughter after class with mates who already know about shamshering.
Scene from "Freddy Got Fingered", near middle of Chapter 2 on the DVD.
*Metal Detector rings*
Black Dude: Uhh can I help you?
Black Dude: Excuse me!
Black Dude: Can I help you?!!?
Black Dude: 'cuse me!?
Gord/Tom Green: Uhh, it's ok im here with the bag,
Black Dude: The bag?
Gord/Tom Green: The, the bag for thee, uhh, eels...
Black Dude: Whut?
Gord/Tom Green: It's For the Badger, for the badger...
Gord/Tom Green: It's for the...
Black Dude: Whuut?
Gord/Tom Green: It's for the Shamsher...
Black Dude: Whut?
Gord/Tom Green: It's for the Shamsher right there...
Gord/Tom Green: It's for the shamsher...
Gord/Tom Green: It's for the...
Black Dude: Hey, HEY!
Gord/Tom Green: It's ok, it's for-
Black Dude: What are you talking about??!
Gord/Tom Green: I'll be back, Japan 4.
Black Dude: Are you here for delivery?
Gord/Tom Green: J-japan 4...!
Black Dude: Japan 4???
Gord/Tom Green: Shamsher..,
Black Dude: Whh,ut?
Gord/Tom Green: Shamsher.
Black Dude: Japan...4...
*Metal Detector rings*
Black Dude: Uhh can I help you?
Black Dude: Excuse me!
Black Dude: Can I help you?!!?
Black Dude: 'cuse me!?
Gord/Tom Green: Uhh, it's ok im here with the bag,
Black Dude: The bag?
Gord/Tom Green: The, the bag for thee, uhh, eels...
Black Dude: Whut?
Gord/Tom Green: It's For the Badger, for the badger...
Gord/Tom Green: It's for the...
Black Dude: Whuut?
Gord/Tom Green: It's for the Shamsher...
Black Dude: Whut?
Gord/Tom Green: It's for the Shamsher right there...
Gord/Tom Green: It's for the shamsher...
Gord/Tom Green: It's for the...
Black Dude: Hey, HEY!
Gord/Tom Green: It's ok, it's for-
Black Dude: What are you talking about??!
Gord/Tom Green: I'll be back, Japan 4.
Black Dude: Are you here for delivery?
Gord/Tom Green: J-japan 4...!
Black Dude: Japan 4???
Gord/Tom Green: Shamsher..,
Black Dude: Whh,ut?
Gord/Tom Green: Shamsher.
Black Dude: Japan...4...
by James3k September 12, 2005
Get the Shamsher mug.Where the boning, crushing, and smashing goes down (read: site of fornication). Slamsterdam is the capital of the Bederlands. Sister cities include Dickstanbul, Cockstantinople, Bangcock, New Pork, etc.
"So what happened?"
"Went over there, hung out, boneage but then we ran out of condoms, and I yelled at him for letting resources deplete and not replacing......got in a good trip to Slamsterdam though"
"Ride or die, yo"
"Went over there, hung out, boneage but then we ran out of condoms, and I yelled at him for letting resources deplete and not replacing......got in a good trip to Slamsterdam though"
"Ride or die, yo"
by LPawnShopL March 19, 2009
Get the Slamsterdam mug.A sexual act in which the "male" party is SO HORNY, he must rip the pants of the "female" party at the seams and insert his masculinity.
by Cooter the Deer July 30, 2006
Get the seamster mug.Adjective: A state of being drunk; so drunk that It controls all future actions and functions of the body from the point of being shmasterd.
I was so shmastered last night that i pissed on my backback in the kitchen then passed out in the bathtub.
by The Carpdizzle July 23, 2009
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