salesteen

Unknowledgeable/uuninformed teenage sales person. Commonly found at electronics big-box retailers.

The salesteen could not tell me if the IPod was Apple-compatible.

by Mac Armstrong March 9, 2005

Shalesse

Is a great and amazing person. SHE DOES NOT LIKE WILL. Her sarcasm is not always appreciated. Oh well

Shalesse is mad annoying

by Tyrone Tyshan October 22, 2019

shadester

One of those idiot hipsters that writes songs under a tree. Amongst a Volvo.

The shadester finds true meaning when in unison with his organic companion.

by jeep! June 2, 2011

Shapester

An out of shape individual. One who does not exercise and their physical appearance is indicative of their sedentary lifestyle and poor dietary regimen. Pejorative. Term originated in New York City metro area.

Person 1: "Ah man, that's a fucking shapester."
Person 2: "Yeh, there is no good reason that she should be dressed like that."

by Ljer37 May 26, 2008

Shadester

A term to describe a shady person.

shadester a shady person

by LlamaLoverASF May 10, 2018

Shilester

When you lick a asshole and they still have shit on their asshole and you get the shit on your tongue then you puke up their asshole

Cate:OMG jess SHILESTERED Tom last night

by xXMEME KINGXx May 16, 2018

Shapester

Shapesters are oftentimes flow artists, performers who draw shapes on space and time using lights or flames.

The word may also refer to anyone who skillfully creates precise shapes such as a quilter or origami artist.

1. That was one hell of a performance, you shapester!

2. Only a true shapester could forge such a divine octahedral ornament.

by Spiral Stardust September 12, 2019