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seventh day adventist

A Protestant Christian denomination whose followers, upon Bible proof, observe Saturday (the seventh day) as the day of worship. Adventists worship from Friday's sunset to Saturday's sunset - a period of time called "the Sabbath day."

Followers of this belief...

- are generally against abortion.
- refrain from eating pork, shellfish, and other animals that the Bible tells are "unclean"; many people of this faith are vegetarians.
- are against gay marriage.
- are opposed to any piercings and tatoos.
- dress modestly and without adornments (i.e. jewelry, make up, extravagant hairstyles).
Being a Seventh day Adventist is really awesome - it fulfills my spiritual needs more than any other religion could.
by HappyLauren October 20, 2007
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seventh base

now yer kinda pushin it/.... but if u do that math right....according to my calculations it would b a big anal foursome :)
we had a seventh base partay on my houseboat...i got it in the ass 4 times!
by ahhahahha October 13, 2003
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Seventh wheel

An extremely rare scenario in which you, the single person, are stuck in a group of three touchy-feely, lovey-dovey couples. Nearly impossible, but stranger things have happened. Similar to a third wheel, only doubled.
Guy 1: "Hey, do you wanna come hang out with my girlfriend, Guy 2 and his girlfriend, and Guy 3 and his girlfriend?"

Guy 4: "I don't think so. I'm not gonna be your seventh wheel."

Guy 1: "Then get yourself a girlfriend. I'm sure you can find a girl that loves guys who cry during sex."
by Genericist July 13, 2009
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seventh-day adventist church

A Protestant denomination that emerged in the 1850s and early 1860s from the movement led by Baptist evangelist William Miller that began modern focus on the return of Christ. Miller used exegesis of apocalyptic passages in the Bible books of Daniel and Revelation to make predictions that Jesus Christ would return to earth in 1843 or 1844. When the last and most specific prediction failed on October 22, 1844, the widespread interest in his ideas collapsed. A small group made up mostly of young adults began a series of Bible-study retreats where they systematically re-studied all aspects of Christian faith to get beyond the various traditions that had been passed down over the centuries and get back to the authentic, original Christian basics. This resulted in the slow development of the Adventist denomination over a period of more than a decade.

By 2006, membership has grown to more than one million in North America, with some 20 million adherents worldwide. Most Adventist members live in small towns and rural areas despite the fact that in the 1880s through 1905, the Church operate a network of city missions. Dr. John Harvey Kellogg, dean of a medical school sponsored by the Church in Battle Creek, Michigan, worked closely with Jane Addams and the settlement house movement in Chicago during this time, operating free clinics, homeless shelters and nutrition programs staffed by medical students and nursing students from the American Medical Missionary College. After 1906, when Kellogg split with the Church, the medical college was re-established in southern California and became what is today Loma Linda University.

The majority of Adventist Church members in urban congregations today are ethnic minorities. A large percentage are African Americans, with other significant portions among immigrants from the Caribbean and Latin America, Korea and the Philippines. Adventist Community Services, the faith-based charity sponsored by the Church, has an Inner City Program that funds community action projects in urban communities. A number of urban ministry organizations have been started by Adventists in the last decade: Adventist Metro Ministries in New York City, Adventist Community Development Services in Newark (NJ), Adventist Humanitarian Resource Center in Philadelphia, Adventist Community Services of Baltimore, Adventist Community Services of Greater Washington, Adventist Community Services of Greater Pittsburgh, etc. The Center for Metropolitan Ministry at Columbia Union College in Takoma Park, Maryland, serves as a research, training and resource center for Adventist and other Christian urban ministries.
The Seventh-day Adventist Church sponsors many community health projects.
by Monte Sahlin May 23, 2006
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seventh star

one of the prime greatest facedown records bands ever.
Seventh Star's 'Brood of Vipers' Doesnt have a single bad song on it.
by Cody Cent January 10, 2006
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seventh inning sketch

Leaving a function or gathering abruptly and discreetly in order to perform a sketchy or devious deed.
Brad: This bar is fun and the friends are cool but i'm jonesing for some cocaine
Darren: Well we could perform a seventh inning sketch and return with an eight ball lickety split
Brad:...sweet *pops off an ice cold hang ten*
by 420DapperDude69 July 3, 2009
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seventh charmer

someone who appears to be a catch, but is later discovered to have a touch of the 'tard. derived from the writings featured at the seventh charm website.
We met for coffee and he seemed really nice. Then he showed me his writing samples and i knew he was another seventh charmer.
by shocka October 13, 2004
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